Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
|girl:||*finds horse who is impaired in some way*|
|girl:||dad can I keep it|
|dad:||no there's no hope for it let's go|
|girl:||dad u idiot u don't get me|
|girl:||*visits horse in middle of the night*|
|*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*|
|dad:||how dare u|
|girl:||just let me prove to u this horse is special|
|dad:||u make me so proud|
one whole semester until your voice was not in my head. It took me one whole semester to stop thinking about you every single night. one whole semester, 5 whole months. all because of one summer filled with many memories I hold close to my heart. and finally, finally whenever I was completely over you, there’s a you and me again. one whole year later. but this time it’s different because I know you. I know your fear of commitment and I know you’re going to leave me again at the end of this summer. I know I’m going to fall in love all over again with the way your chest tattoo slowly rises and falls in the shadows on the night as my head lays on you as you start to fall asleep. I’m going to fall in love all over again with the way your body requires it to be tangled with mine in order for you to fall asleep. I’m going to swoon every time your British voice says me name. I may have gotten over you at one time, but I never stopped missing you.
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.